18 Things He Does That Make Us Weirdly Hot
1. Driving. Especially changing lanes nonchalantly. And gripping that steering wheel.
2. Phoning his mum every Sunday.
3. Being all “Yo dude” caveman-esque with his man-mates, particularly the ‘whack each other on the back’ hug.
4. Weakly claiming that you’re hotter than Angelina Jolie. Lies. But how cares?
5. When he knows all the answers to the pub quiz and is insufferably cocky about it.
6. Raising one eyebrow.
7. When a guy checks you out and he gives him the death stare.
8. Coming out of the clothes shop changing room and sheepishly asking, “What do you think?”
9. When you get a text message and he ‘subtly’ leans over to check who it is from.
10. Air guitar. When done well.
11. Jumping, just a little, at the scary bit in the film—then, flat denying it.
12. Cooking anything. Even if it is, um, tortellini with soy sauce. Yum.
13. Throwing his squealing, delighted niece in the air.
14. Getting his hands dirty under your car while muttering about valves. Yes, it is winter, but, yes, doing it topless is essential.
15. Him having to wear your floral, silk dressing gown when he stays over—and looking like The Incredible Hulk mid-transformation.
16. Not remotely noticing that the waitress was undressing him with her eyes.
17. Knowing the art of ‘good trouser’ and more importantly, ‘good trouser length’. If he must wear those Star Trek socks, we don’t actually want to see them.
18. Casually asking you who that handsome man in your Facebook pictures is. Not that he’s bothered in the slightest, you understand.
And 3 things that definitely don’t…
1. Silk boxer shorts. There’s a very good chance this man has a loyalty card from Spearmint Rhino.
2. Nicknaming you ‘fatty boom boom’, and thenmaking out you have no sense of humour when you object.
3. Not calling. Not cool.
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